Please, someone put The Hitman's Bodyguard out of its misery

I've only walked out of 3 movies in my life: Cujo, Mission Impossible 2 and, this weekend, The Hitman's Bodyguard.

I just couldn't take it anymore: after 75 minutes of stereotypical, juvenile stretches of logic, I had to leave.

(Note: I walked into this movie cold: no reviews, no trailers, no knowledge. I was invited and someone else paid for the ticket.)

Selma Hayek in The Hitman's Bodyguard

I took my mother to see Mother!

Disturbing. Shocking. Disgusting. Leaving a seismic wake in its aftermath.

In this day and age, it is very difficult to cause these sort of deep responses to a film.

What to pack in your Hurricane Evacuation Bag - Hurricane Harvey, Irma, Jose

On Friday, September 1, 2017, Hurricane Harvey was headed my way and time to back a bag for a possible evacuation.

For the first time, I've published a YouTube video, giving you a "What's In My Bag", evacuation style.