Please, someone put The Hitman's Bodyguard out of its misery

I've only walked out of 3 movies in my life: Cujo, Mission Impossible 2 and, this weekend, The Hitman's Bodyguard.

I just couldn't take it anymore: after 75 minutes of stereotypical, juvenile stretches of logic, I had to leave.

(Note: I walked into this movie cold: no reviews, no trailers, no knowledge. I was invited and someone else paid for the ticket.)

Selma Hayek in The Hitman's Bodyguard